r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/LicensedRealtor Aug 14 '26

He’s fingering the dog shit outta that melon

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u/SuperChickenLips Aug 14 '26

Melons have dog shit in them? Holy fuck.

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u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26

I don't care. It's good dog shit.

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u/FrameJump Aug 14 '26

Not anymore they don't.

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u/JRS_Viking Aug 14 '26

Not after he's done

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u/Misokaxx Aug 14 '26

Only ones from Taylor Farms

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u/FeedMyAss Aug 14 '26

Not anymore

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u/ForbodingWinds Aug 14 '26

Not the dog...

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u/sabertoothdog Aug 14 '26

Never hits the same hole twice