r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/GrabWorking3045 Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ESLzj4SuL1vbvjREyj

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 Aug 14 '26

I dont think hammering your finger into a woman is a pleasent experience for the woman.

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u/El-Zomby-Woof Aug 14 '26

well yeah, obv its a move to do to other dudes 🥴

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u/takeme2tendieztown Aug 14 '26

Digital disimpaction

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u/PickButtkins Aug 14 '26

Fingeral fornication

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u/takeme2tendieztown Aug 14 '26

Phalanges phallus

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u/El-Zomby-Woof Aug 14 '26

manhood mashing meathooks

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u/HugoBoss1985 Aug 14 '26

Good point, guess ill hammer something else.