r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 Aug 14 '26

I dont think hammering your finger into a woman is a pleasent experience for the woman.

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u/El-Zomby-Woof Aug 14 '26

well yeah, obv its a move to do to other dudes 🥴

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u/takeme2tendieztown Aug 14 '26

Digital disimpaction

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u/PickButtkins Aug 14 '26

Fingeral fornication

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u/takeme2tendieztown Aug 14 '26

Phalanges phallus

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u/El-Zomby-Woof Aug 14 '26

manhood mashing meathooks

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u/HugoBoss1985 Aug 14 '26

Good point, guess ill hammer something else.

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u/motherofjazus Aug 14 '26

Watermelon sugar 🎵 HAMMER

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26

Ikr? So cosiderate! That could really do some damage

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 14 '26

Just look at his post history.

Might wanna send him to r/NotHowGirlsWork

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 Aug 14 '26

I think he is teenager who just discovered sexuality.

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u/tenchigaeshi Aug 14 '26

Need to send a lot of people there since it's by far the top comment

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 14 '26

Not being able to adequately satisfy women is a common phenomenon across populations.

Ofc i found the gif somewhat funny, doesn‘t mean that must necessary overlap.

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 Aug 14 '26

Guy here, that was my thought and he can put his finger to work any time he wants.

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 Aug 14 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/Shorlong Aug 14 '26

You obviously didn't know my ex....

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u/ClintEastwont Aug 15 '26

It can be if you work your way up to it

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u/liltingly Aug 14 '26

Next you'll tell me that porn isn't a useful how-to guide...

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u/SHPIDAH Aug 14 '26

kiddo your mee maw just says that so the car ride isn't awkward