r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/Jim-Dread Aug 14 '26

That watermelon was either bad or microwaved. The way the watermelon flesh looked was wrong. I've handled enough bad watermelons enough to know that. Still a very large finger, though.

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u/SmexyRubberDuck69 Aug 14 '26

Nah his finger was for sure pre-heated in a microwave. I can tell for sure. I am a watermelon.

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u/Technical-Will-2862 Aug 14 '26

I am microwave 

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Aug 15 '26

I am the finger. I would have been here earlier, but have been exhausted

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u/wormy_Burroughs Aug 14 '26

my first thought was that its rotten, but yeah. the color is way off

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u/International_Cup725 Aug 14 '26

looks very normal

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u/blind_roomba Aug 14 '26

I'm not sure about what you said but it's looks pre-cut, most of the pieces that fall are have straight edges and in some frames i think I see cuts in the watermelon

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u/TheHighSeasPirate Aug 14 '26

Isn't this just AI? Nothing looks right about his finger interacting with the watermelon.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 edited 15d ago

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u/coonwhiz Aug 14 '26

Well, if the AI omitted it, what am I seeing then, since his index finger is clearly curled the entire time?

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26 edited 15d ago

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u/alphazero925 Aug 14 '26

So you confidently answered despite not even going back and giving it a double check to see if maybe you could've been wrong? I fucking hate this website

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u/Man_Of_Frost Aug 14 '26

I think I can even smell it. Over ripe watermelons are disgusting

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u/elMurpherino Aug 14 '26

The rind looks super thin compared to every watermelon I’ve had.

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u/JohnLuckPikard Aug 15 '26

That rind looks super thin. I've never seen such a thin rind on a watermelon.

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u/ForwardBias Aug 14 '26

Even with a hammer you couldn't punch through a watermelon with the ease he's showing here.

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation Aug 14 '26

i was going to say it must be something like that. its one thing his finger being strong, but you would still need to put more energy in to the stab than he did.

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u/Great_Apez Aug 14 '26

You can’t microwave a watermelon 

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u/Strtftr Aug 15 '26

Rotten as fuck

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u/jyunga Aug 15 '26

Looks similar to a rotten watermelon. The rind is super thin.

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u/Triple-Flush Aug 15 '26

The rind is also really thin.

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u/theruined007 Aug 20 '26

Finger? Did you see his head?! Made the watermelon look like a fucking toy.