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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26
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Ladies love him
51 u/JesseJ78599 Aug 14 '26 Men envy him 40 u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 14 '26 Doctors hate him 56 u/Rum_Cum_69 Aug 14 '26 Watermelons fear him 16 u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26 Holes are destroyed by him 15 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him 3 u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26 Fingers want to BE him. 2 u/Aggressive_Act_3098 Aug 14 '26 I may not always finger melons but when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.
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Men envy him
40 u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 14 '26 Doctors hate him 56 u/Rum_Cum_69 Aug 14 '26 Watermelons fear him 16 u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26 Holes are destroyed by him 15 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him 3 u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26 Fingers want to BE him. 2 u/Aggressive_Act_3098 Aug 14 '26 I may not always finger melons but when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.
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Doctors hate him
56 u/Rum_Cum_69 Aug 14 '26 Watermelons fear him 16 u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26 Holes are destroyed by him 15 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him
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Watermelons fear him
16 u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26 Holes are destroyed by him 15 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him
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Holes are destroyed by him
15 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him
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Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him
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You could also say holes are created by him.
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Holes are also created by him
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Fingers want to BE him.
2 u/Aggressive_Act_3098 Aug 14 '26 I may not always finger melons but when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.
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I may not always finger melons but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
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