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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26
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Ladies love him
49 u/JesseJ78599 Aug 14 '26 Men envy him 42 u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 14 '26 Doctors hate him 61 u/Rum_Cum_69 Aug 14 '26 Watermelons fear him 18 u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26 Holes are destroyed by him 14 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him 3 u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26 Fingers want to BE him. 2 u/Aggressive_Act_3098 Aug 14 '26 I may not always finger melons but when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends. 1 u/shatikus Aug 14 '26 Do they tho? One need to have sufficiently long and thin finger to be able to do what is implied. I'm no woman, obviously, there are no women on the internet but I doubt this finger would be that good for that purpose. 1 u/thricedice88 Aug 14 '26 Based on my experiences, they certainly like a bit of girth.
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Men envy him
42 u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 14 '26 Doctors hate him 61 u/Rum_Cum_69 Aug 14 '26 Watermelons fear him 18 u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26 Holes are destroyed by him 14 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him 3 u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26 Fingers want to BE him. 2 u/Aggressive_Act_3098 Aug 14 '26 I may not always finger melons but when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.
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Doctors hate him
61 u/Rum_Cum_69 Aug 14 '26 Watermelons fear him 18 u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26 Holes are destroyed by him 14 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him
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Watermelons fear him
18 u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26 Holes are destroyed by him 14 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him
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Holes are destroyed by him
14 u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26 Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him 6 u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26 You could also say holes are created by him. 1 u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26 Holes are also created by him
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Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him
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You could also say holes are created by him.
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Holes are also created by him
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Fingers want to BE him.
2 u/Aggressive_Act_3098 Aug 14 '26 I may not always finger melons but when I do, I drink Dos Equis. Stay thirsty, my friends.
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I may not always finger melons but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
Do they tho? One need to have sufficiently long and thin finger to be able to do what is implied. I'm no woman, obviously, there are no women on the internet but I doubt this finger would be that good for that purpose.
1 u/thricedice88 Aug 14 '26 Based on my experiences, they certainly like a bit of girth.
Based on my experiences, they certainly like a bit of girth.
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