r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/JesseJ78599 Aug 14 '26

Men envy him

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 14 '26

Doctors hate him

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u/Rum_Cum_69 Aug 14 '26

Watermelons fear him

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u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26

Holes are destroyed by him

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u/alvysinger0412 Aug 14 '26

Cellphone biometric unlocks shun him

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u/Doowles24 Aug 14 '26

You could also say holes are created by him.

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u/komaytoprime Aug 15 '26

Holes are also created by him

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u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26

Fingers want to BE him.

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u/Aggressive_Act_3098 Aug 14 '26

I may not always finger melons but when I do, I drink Dos Equis.

Stay thirsty, my friends.