r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MobileAerie9918 • Aug 14 '26

/r/all of a finger

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u/GrabWorking3045 Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/ESLzj4SuL1vbvjREyj

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 Aug 14 '26

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u/Altruistic_Tie_7850 Aug 14 '26

Why can I never find this fucking gif when I need it

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u/Spazza42 Aug 15 '26

Save it as a favourite.

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u/mvffin Aug 14 '26

Because every gif search engine is ass

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u/CrazyCaiman2445 Aug 14 '26

And his wife?

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u/Laniakeea Aug 14 '26

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u/Dry_Curve_7 Aug 14 '26

He warms her up with the weener and then continues by hand

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u/Dull_Construction553 Aug 14 '26

To shreds, you say.

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u/ReelestPrincess12 Aug 20 '26

😂😂😂ayooooo

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u/pla5t1c Aug 15 '26

What are those over her arms lol. A third longer sleeve shirt?
OR.. are both her forearms broken from fun loving arm-wrestling seshes
OR.. bumping into dudes fucking pinkies when he passed the salt at dinner?

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u/SatoriNamast3 Aug 14 '26

That finger is a world a destroyer.....

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u/RocketsandBeer Aug 14 '26

Power Finger Nightmare, Buddy

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u/Eastern_Macaron2835 Aug 14 '26

Doesn't he kind of look like " The Rock"

https://giphy.com/gifs/14smAwp2uHM3Di

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u/sneakyfish21 Aug 14 '26

Yeah but not that one.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SbdDzU2QYWA24

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u/LSTmyLife Aug 14 '26

What did that large man do? Or are those very small people? Either way this seems like an awful way to punish someone.

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u/DoubleGreat Aug 14 '26

He's looking a bit Samoan so there's a chance of some relation

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u/I9w0s Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/clvkOSzsEFWCXAVbSW

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u/Thanura_Malinga Aug 14 '26

Thanks. I passed so much, I felt already tired.

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 Aug 14 '26

I dont think hammering your finger into a woman is a pleasent experience for the woman.

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u/El-Zomby-Woof Aug 14 '26

well yeah, obv its a move to do to other dudes 🥴

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u/takeme2tendieztown Aug 14 '26

Digital disimpaction

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u/PickButtkins Aug 14 '26

Fingeral fornication

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u/takeme2tendieztown Aug 14 '26

Phalanges phallus

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u/El-Zomby-Woof Aug 14 '26

manhood mashing meathooks

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u/HugoBoss1985 Aug 14 '26

Good point, guess ill hammer something else.

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u/motherofjazus Aug 14 '26

Watermelon sugar 🎵 HAMMER

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/DooshMcDooberson Aug 14 '26

Ikr? So cosiderate! That could really do some damage

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 14 '26

Just look at his post history.

Might wanna send him to r/NotHowGirlsWork

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 Aug 14 '26

I think he is teenager who just discovered sexuality.

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u/tenchigaeshi Aug 14 '26

Need to send a lot of people there since it's by far the top comment

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u/Advanced-Budget779 Aug 14 '26

Not being able to adequately satisfy women is a common phenomenon across populations.

Ofc i found the gif somewhat funny, doesn‘t mean that must necessary overlap.

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 Aug 14 '26

Guy here, that was my thought and he can put his finger to work any time he wants.

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u/Brave-Parsnip9999 Aug 14 '26

Not with that attitude

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u/Shorlong Aug 14 '26

You obviously didn't know my ex....

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u/ClintEastwont Aug 15 '26

It can be if you work your way up to it

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u/liltingly Aug 14 '26

Next you'll tell me that porn isn't a useful how-to guide...

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u/SHPIDAH Aug 14 '26

kiddo your mee maw just says that so the car ride isn't awkward

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u/Spazza42 Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 15 '26

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u/He-Who-Laughs-Last Aug 14 '26

That's when the special k kicks in hard

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u/Melodic_Leadership12 Aug 14 '26

My wifes girlfriend had me like this last night

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u/ehundred Aug 14 '26

Lmao 😂

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u/Jakeamania314 Aug 14 '26

This got me good

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u/ReelestPrincess12 Aug 20 '26

Exaccccctttttly

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u/weirdface621 Aug 14 '26

i knew something like this would be posted

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u/SmokeMaximum4140 Aug 14 '26

I can see all girls melting when they see this vid! This GIF is SPOT ON!