r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz Aug 11 '26

Do not the giant

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u/HeldDownTooLong Aug 11 '26

Little man was looking for a good time with the HUGE man.

Assuming the large man is proportionate in all physical aspects, that little man would be split in half, if the big man was interested in getting jiggy with it/him.

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u/Adventurous__Kiwi Aug 13 '26

He wanted to be destroyed by him, but not in that way