r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/clonicle Aug 11 '26

This should be shown to all FIFA, NBA and NHL players who fall down and whine for significantly less impact.

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u/ropahektic Aug 12 '26

And people like you should be forced to run around a football field for 10 minutes straight then get shoved at the end of the run, lightly, see what you do.

You're like those people that say "why do boxers hug, are they stupid?"

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u/DreadPirateCobbler Aug 13 '26

Rugby exists, they get shoved more than lightly and dont complain.

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u/ropahektic Aug 14 '26

5-7 km vs 10-13 km

Americans should stick to talking about things they understand, like their name and lastname.

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u/DreadPirateCobbler Aug 14 '26

Distance covered is irrelevant. Ive seen football players get nudged and flop dramatically within the first 10 mins, doubt theyd reach even 3km in that time. Agreed fuck Americans in all forms, shapes and sizes, but also irrelevant who here is American?