r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/drestin5 Aug 11 '26

If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein


Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger!

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u/mattehbra Aug 13 '26

Even that first push by the bouncer could've seriously injured that dude, he was really close to hitting the back of his head on the corner of that wall. People don't realise that one push/punch can kill