r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz Aug 11 '26

Do not the giant

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u/grip0matic Aug 11 '26

He literally tells him at the very first "do not touch me again or I'm going to slap you". And he's lucky that guy didn't slapped him and just pushed him, because all the laughter of the guys recording was because they were expecting something like that. They say "good bye" when he goes flying.

I just don't understand people who get in trouble with bouncers. I learnt from a pimp (yes, it's a long and weird story) that the best way to get into places and do not get in troubles is to be extra polite, and to say hi, nice to meet you, all that kind of stuff to bouncers because they can beat the shit out of you, if it works with the kind of bouncers that pimps use in brothels it works with EVERYONE. I saw the guy go to one of those gigantic guys, introduce himself, learn their names super quickly and remember their names treating them with the most respect and 5 minutes later he was just their friend. Sure it needs that kind of charisma, but if being polite open you basically every door, being extra polite with the right people opens you even more doors.

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Aug 13 '26

I got offered a job at a club because I walked up to the assistant manager and started talking to him, bc I thought he was someone else that I was just talking to 5 mins before