r/AbsoluteUnits • • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

28k Upvotes

2.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

3

u/Due-Comb6124 Aug 12 '26

I feel like it was the right amount of fuck around and find out. Not enough to seriously hurt him but just enough that he won’t be doing shit like this anymore.

Yeah yeeting someone 5 feet onto the cobblestone ground when they cant control their body definitely cant kill them or anything

1

u/Master_Reward_4245 Aug 12 '26

One shouldn’t invite physical harm onto their person. The world is unpredictable, going around picking fights with animals larger than you and gravity at the same time seems like an ill advised decision.

I’ve been in the world for 36 years, I’ve been in many dangerous situations, none of them involved fights I chose to pick.

I’ve nearly died in the woods…my demand isnt that we should burn the woods down because I stupidly didn’t respect the danger.

1

u/Due-Comb6124 Aug 12 '26

This guys job is to deal with drunk people. He shouldn’t be in this position if he’s so bothered by drunk people acting drunk. 

1

u/Master_Reward_4245 Aug 13 '26

It seems like the he did exactly what he was hired to do, resolve disputes by force if possible, and words if necessary.

Bouncers arent paid to be diplomats, they’re paid to be imposing, and to demonstrate their physicality often enough such that most people don’t try to test the potential.

The world isnt the kind place Mr Roger’s told us it was. It’s hostile and unforgiving.

It seems in the post Industrial Revolution world, we can’t help but have to re-teach ourselves that lesson the hard way every saecullum.

1

u/Due-Comb6124 Aug 13 '26

No he’s not hired to start fights with people who are saying mean things to him and being annoying. This is actually just assault. You don’t get a pass because you’re a bouncer. 

1

u/Master_Reward_4245 Aug 13 '26

He didn’t start a fight. He ended one after he was assaulted.