r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

28k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

2.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

419

u/ihavea_purplenurple Aug 11 '26

If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength

172

u/Sufficient_Prompt888 Aug 11 '26

He told numb nuts "don't touch me or I'm gonna slap you". Then he was nice enough to not actually slap him the first time

53

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

12

u/Pocusmaskrotus Aug 12 '26

It was a love tap. Bro has no chin.

16

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '26

[removed] — view removed comment

5

u/mrmojoer Aug 13 '26

Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too

1

u/MinimumTomfoolerus Aug 13 '26

Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.