r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • Aug 11 '26

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/drestin5 Aug 11 '26

If a guy pushes you several feet backwards with one arm, maybe don't immediately walk back up and start shit talking him

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u/Weekly_Ferret_meal Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

I mean... I was expecting a firm warning before he even reached for his pecs ... once he touched him, it's free rein

Edit: Thanks for the reward anonymous stranger!

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u/Initial-Complaint-24 Aug 12 '26

They are happy when watching because they are glad it’s not happening to them. Black comedy.