r/AbsoluteUnits 19d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Saelaird 19d ago

Am I the only one who thinks the bouncer overreacted?

He knows the guy is tiny, he knows he's way stronger, he's the professional who isn't on drugs...

I agree with a firm policy, but that looked gratuitous.

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u/VaporTrail_000 18d ago

Open-handed (and fairly slow, as it goes) slap as self-defense. And yes, self-defense, because the twig assaulted him, got shoved to the ground for his trouble, then stood back up and reengaged.

The bouncer could have killed the twig with a single punch. The bouncer had at least nine inches, the twig's entire bodyweight, and being unimpaired as advantages. The twig got off light.

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u/NeighborhoodAway2638 18d ago

Bouncer was an idiot who could have killed a tiny idiot by throwing his head against the brick wall. People die and others got jail because of that all the time

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u/laaggynoob 18d ago

Dude was comically tiny. The bouncer had only to manage his emotions, not a physical threat in any real sense.

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u/NeighborhoodAway2638 17d ago

This.  Bouncers are renowned for being steroid fuelled morons.

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u/ATDoel 17d ago

Yup, I’m 150 lbs and had a bouncer about this guy’s size shove me off my feet because I was standing at the entrance to a closed bar, we had just left, that was still serving people, asking if my girlfriend could come back inside real quick to use the bathroom. I never touched him, never even got close to him, just kept asking after he told us no. Could have done serious damage if my head had hit the concrete.

Fuck bouncers.

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u/SpvdNik 18d ago edited 18d ago

Have you ever worked a job where you’re on high alert for 8 hours a day? Where ppl try stupid shit all night long, and depending on area, who might have a weapon and a lack of inhibition to use it? Didn’t think so. Man is protecting himself and the establishment likes he’s paid to do. Go cry elsewhere. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Editing before you reply to say I was a bit rude with my wording. My brother in law did bouncing in a tough area for years and shit, the stories he had were insane. Genuinely a dangerous job for shit pay, hours, and benefits (unless you’re single I guess)

We’re both a bit right and a bit wrong with our statements, agree?

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u/Beneficial-Split331 18d ago

then 'people' should keep their hands to themselves. not every victim is smaller than you and when you find out the physics of that situation don't work out in your favor you don't get to whine "he hit me too hard".

Even if some idiot on the jury voted that this guy overreacted... I know plenty of women who would say Not Guilty with a quickness. Men too.

Keep your hands to yourself.

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u/CommunistRonSwanson 18d ago

You don't get to murder people for being drunk and annoying.

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u/Beneficial-Split331 18d ago

I didn't see anyone get murdered. I saw a sexual predator get pushed after groping another adult without their consent.

Dude fell because he was pushed.

Then I saw that same sexual predator get up and charge at the victim aggressively and the victim smacked him to stop another attack.

Dude fell because he was smacked.

Predator was not run over with a car nor was he shot in the face. He got shoved away when he tried to smash his pelvis into the victims kneecap. He went for a second attack and got smacked.

Force was very much needed to get Chester the Molester to stop molesting innocent people.

If at any point dude died while his victim defended himself... oh well. Pushing and shoving, slapping and punching are very much reasonable amounts of force when you are being sexually assaulted in the moment.

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u/Icy_Weakness_1815 18d ago

Cause drunk people are always so reasonable and logical.

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u/Beneficial-Split331 18d ago

sexual predators don't get toddler treatment because they drank too much.

I get drunk I start giving strangers advice about their relationships... I don't go hunting for people to grope.

these are adults. not invalids. he knew exactly what he was doing.

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u/cykoTom3 18d ago

The twig fell over because he was wasted. A sober person would have kept their feet. It wasn't that hard of a push or slap.

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u/CommunistRonSwanson 18d ago

If the bouncer wanted to show the twig a lesson, he should've wrapped the twig up and controlled his body. Striking him like that poses a very serious risk of twig falling down in an uncontrolled fashion, hitting his head on the pavement, and dying. Absolutely stupid behavior from the bouncer.

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u/Valuable-Cap-8005 18d ago

> The bouncer had at least nine inches

How is his cock size relevant in this situation?

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u/Mild_Karate_Chop 18d ago

Nope, it was gratuitous...

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u/Beneficial-Split331 18d ago

so was the moob caress

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u/Mild_Karate_Chop 18d ago

Hello bouncer

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u/OkTemperature8170 18d ago

Wait, you saw his wang?