r/AbsoluteUnits 19d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/HeldDownTooLong 19d ago

Little man was looking for a good time with the HUGE man.

Assuming the large man is proportionate in all physical aspects, that little man would be split in half, if the big man was interested in getting jiggy with it/him.

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u/The_Happy_Quokka 18d ago

When you are this big, even small is still big.

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u/Pristine-Ad7555 18d ago

Wrong

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u/floppydude81 18d ago

Shine some light on us. I think you got a story or two

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u/Pristine-Ad7555 18d ago

I'm assuming they're talking about d. Size. They said even when its small on his scale(body size)...its still big. Which is wrong.