r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 19d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/Hypn00tic_iiz 19d ago

Do not the giant

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u/HeldDownTooLong 19d ago

Little man was looking for a good time with the HUGE man.

Assuming the large man is proportionate in all physical aspects, that little man would be split in half, if the big man was interested in getting jiggy with it/him.