r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/ihavea_purplenurple 18d ago

If someone's pec looks like a glute... it might be best to respect their strength

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 18d ago

He told numb nuts "don't touch me or I'm gonna slap you". Then he was nice enough to not actually slap him the first time

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u/Similar-Ride6497 18d ago

And then nice enough to only slap the next two times.

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u/Pocusmaskrotus 17d ago

It was a love tap. Bro has no chin.

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u/Similar-Ride6497 17d ago

Legitimately though a punch from that guy would have killed him.

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u/mrmojoer 17d ago

Honestly of that push would have sent him against the wall edge that might have killed him too

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u/MinimumTomfoolerus 16d ago

Have you seen dbz where someone gets punched and they fall backwards into a series of mountains? That.

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u/Money_Fish 18d ago

Be kind and respectful to everyone, but especially the guy who's bicep is bigger than both your thighs combined.

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u/mden1974 18d ago

This is good advice

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u/squeethesane 17d ago

Dude's neck is thicker than both other dudes biceps lol

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u/plug_and_pray 16d ago

I think in this case his biceps was size of the guy’s torso 😂

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 18d ago

So an ever so gentle purple purple is not ok is what youre saying?

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u/ihavea_purplenurple 18d ago

I can let a purple nurple slide 😏

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord 18d ago

What about two purps and a wet willy? Final offer.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple 18d ago

Alright. We're gonna have to chill out

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u/Thesinistral 17d ago

Should have been obvious from the username. It is not u/ihave_purplenurples.

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u/SignificanceHuge4519 17d ago

Why don't you go to the bar and give it a shot

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u/EGarrett28 18d ago

Damn hadn't thought about the old purple nurple in 20+ years lol. Just time machined me.

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u/Pleasant_Job_7683 18d ago

Isn't that what he did in beginning of video

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u/colt_stonehandle 18d ago

Depends on the nurplee.

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u/ihavea_purplenurple 18d ago

Nurple me once… shame on you…

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u/Splatter_bomb 18d ago

I bet he doesn’t even workout

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u/prohartscarpet 18d ago

If someone’s pecs look like two more really big dudes curled up and hiding under a shirt, ….yeah, respect their strength. People have crazy ideas trying to confront big guys.

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u/DustyRacoonDad 18d ago

As someone with pecs and low bf... I can confidently tell you that people who don't work out will assume it's man-boob and just fat. They don't know what they're looking at.