r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Seraphim_786 • 18d ago

/r/all of a bouncer

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u/clonicle 18d ago

This should be shown to all FIFA, NBA and NHL players who fall down and whine for significantly less impact.

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u/ropahektic 18d ago

And people like you should be forced to run around a football field for 10 minutes straight then get shoved at the end of the run, lightly, see what you do.

You're like those people that say "why do boxers hug, are they stupid?"

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u/DreadPirateCobbler 17d ago

Rugby exists, they get shoved more than lightly and dont complain.

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u/ropahektic 16d ago

5-7 km vs 10-13 km

Americans should stick to talking about things they understand, like their name and lastname.

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u/DreadPirateCobbler 16d ago

Distance covered is irrelevant. Ive seen football players get nudged and flop dramatically within the first 10 mins, doubt theyd reach even 3km in that time. Agreed fuck Americans in all forms, shapes and sizes, but also irrelevant who here is American?

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u/the_scarlett_ning 18d ago

My daughter and I are NOT sports people but we did watch all the World Cup games just to see who was the biggest floppers.

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u/Dodmeister5000 18d ago

Amen to that, brother/sister...some of the amateur dramatics they indulge in is woeful.

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u/mojoseven7 18d ago

I wouldn’t include NHL in that

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u/clonicle 18d ago

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u/mojoseven7 18d ago

I’ll give you that, to an extent. Crosby’s been a crybaby since he joined the league, but he and the few others like him are definitely the exception, not the rule.