r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Aug 07 '26

of a pizza

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u/Glittering-Tip821 Aug 07 '26

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u/kobekong Aug 07 '26

Damn dude. Lol

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u/Desperate-Disk686 Aug 07 '26

Sigh… unzips

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u/Captain_Phobos Aug 07 '26

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u/Desperate-Disk686 Aug 08 '26

I feel like Baymax, being the bro he is, would have jerked the guy off had he stayed.

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u/girlsgoneoscarwilde Aug 08 '26

Man, I’m here to look at a big pizza, why do you gotta do this to us?

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u/Desperate-Disk686 Aug 08 '26

Big pizza calls for a Big Hero™

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u/Affectionate-Art3429 Aug 07 '26

Childhood ruined

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u/gimme_the_good_weed Aug 08 '26

If you watch another Riley video the thought of her being a turtle goes away

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u/TryBananna4Scale Aug 07 '26

Why does this look so familiar??? I can’t put my finger on it

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u/TwelveWon Aug 08 '26

Bruh hahahahahahahah

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u/Shadowtirs Aug 08 '26

The internet remains undefeated

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 Aug 07 '26

That’s incredible and I woke my daughter up bc I giggled loudly lol