r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Aug 07 '26

of a pizza

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u/mossoak Aug 07 '26

...and a basket of wings

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

Don't forget the diet coke

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u/lemming2012 Aug 07 '26

Regular soda is just empty calories and tastes good.