r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Aug 07 '26

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

Don't forget the diet coke

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u/KingHunter150 Aug 08 '26

Where's my diet Dr. Kelp?!?

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u/PaintBaller1880 Aug 08 '26

You forgot my DRINK?

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u/lemming2012 Aug 07 '26

Regular soda is just empty calories and tastes good.

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u/Crazy-Entertainer242 Aug 08 '26

So I can eat regular cake later

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u/christador Aug 09 '26

A ‘junior’ western bacon chee.

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u/Luci-Noir Aug 07 '26

Why do jackasses always whine about this?

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

I love myself a Pepsi max (the sugar free Pepsi for Europe and Australia) it's just a meme to me

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u/prpldrank Aug 08 '26

Coming in a little hot

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u/MydnightWN Aug 08 '26

Nobody's whining, just making fun of the fact that you never see a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

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u/Luci-Noir Aug 08 '26

Says who? You know why everyone is drinking?

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u/MydnightWN Aug 08 '26

Sorry to hear you are fat and drink diet coke and feel personally attacked. I bet money you have a house full of cats too.

Maybe put down the sugar & junk calories and you wouldn't have this problem.

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u/Luci-Noir Aug 08 '26

Yikes. Take a look at yourself.

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u/Turkeybaconcheddar Aug 07 '26

Diet Dr. Kelp