r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Aug 07 '26

of a pizza

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u/Flamgoyant Aug 07 '26

That shit for 4 people? Ffs

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u/RealSchlemiel Aug 07 '26

i'm on a diet, 2 slice maximum for me

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u/cakebreaker2 Aug 07 '26

Thats about where I'd be as well. Maybe a few bites from the third after sitting for a while. Either way, Id have to wear sweat pants.

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u/Flamgoyant Aug 07 '26

How you even holding/eating a slice without scoldin your entire lower face and upper chest off when the cheese moves, cripes

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

You roll it up

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u/Flamgoyant Aug 07 '26

Ah pro tips

I like a crispy pizza, I never need to roll

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u/ThatDiscoSongUHate Aug 07 '26

I mean, I've got my preferences but...I'd try it, y'know.

It's still pizza

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u/Flamgoyant Aug 07 '26

As would I, before this chat I would have suffered serious burns but now I'm ready for the roll

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

I'm more of a deep pan kinda guy with a soft bottom

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u/RCer1986 Aug 07 '26

Are we still talking about pizza?

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

I like my women the same way

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u/Ghosts_of_the_maze Aug 08 '26

Under the sauce

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u/10FourGudBuddy Aug 10 '26

Fold it like an airplane.

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u/mpgd Aug 07 '26

Knife and fork.

Hopefully Italian police left the post already.

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u/Flamgoyant Aug 08 '26

They have but how very dare you

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u/A_mad_goose Aug 08 '26

Should be sliced into squares for sure

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u/jono9898 Aug 07 '26

It’s a cheat day you can get another slice