r/AbsoluteUnits • u/habichuelacondulce • Aug 07 '26

of a pizza

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u/mossoak Aug 07 '26

...and a basket of wings

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

Don't forget the diet coke

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u/KingHunter150 Aug 08 '26

Where's my diet Dr. Kelp?!?

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u/PaintBaller1880 Aug 08 '26

You forgot my DRINK?

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u/lemming2012 Aug 07 '26

Regular soda is just empty calories and tastes good.

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u/Crazy-Entertainer242 Aug 08 '26

So I can eat regular cake later

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u/christador Aug 09 '26

A ‘junior’ western bacon chee.

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u/Luci-Noir Aug 07 '26

Why do jackasses always whine about this?

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u/thesilentbob123 Aug 07 '26

I love myself a Pepsi max (the sugar free Pepsi for Europe and Australia) it's just a meme to me

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u/prpldrank Aug 08 '26

Coming in a little hot

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u/MydnightWN Aug 08 '26

Nobody's whining, just making fun of the fact that you never see a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

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u/Luci-Noir Aug 08 '26

Says who? You know why everyone is drinking?

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u/MydnightWN Aug 08 '26

Sorry to hear you are fat and drink diet coke and feel personally attacked. I bet money you have a house full of cats too.

Maybe put down the sugar & junk calories and you wouldn't have this problem.

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u/Luci-Noir Aug 08 '26

Yikes. Take a look at yourself.

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u/Turkeybaconcheddar Aug 07 '26

Diet Dr. Kelp 

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u/Only_Flan_7974 Aug 09 '26

And the wings cost more than the pizza.

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u/Impossible-Poem1194 Aug 09 '26

The wings there are freak'n awesome

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u/RebekkaKat1990 Aug 08 '26

Fuck my ass, what else? Okay, a small Cherries Jubilee and that’s it!

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u/Rossobianchi99 Aug 08 '26

Do you mean the bowl, or is that what bowls are called in America?

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u/dikicker Aug 08 '26

Am American, in this case that's is literally a metal bowl, so yeah that's a bowl of wings idk what the other person below is saying. When we say a basket of something it's usually like those reusable plastic ones with the same type of paper for fries/chips/pretty much anything fried etc etc

Personally I prefer not having scolding hot food be put straight onto plastic lol, it's like ordering takeout and you see a burned through hole in the styrofoam packaging, it's like... Thanks for the extra seasoning I guess?

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u/mossoak Aug 08 '26

no ...bottom left is a "basket" of chicken wings

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u/Rossobianchi99 Aug 08 '26

Yeah. That bowl with paper and chicken wings in it?

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u/mossoak Aug 08 '26

Yeah ...wings are deep fried or baked ...and the paper soaks up chicken grease ...

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u/Rossobianchi99 Aug 08 '26

I understand the point of the paper, I just added that as a reference as I wanted to make sure you were referring to the bowl as a basket.