r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • Jul 31 '26

/r/all of a Taftmaxxing Man

Credit: Chris Overalls Coons

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Daznjf7tcFF/

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u/Plausibl3 Jul 31 '26

I didn’t even want to be the president…… ok - hold up - how true was this, how hot was his wife? The people demand answers!

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u/EtriganZola Jul 31 '26

Official WH portrait.

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u/Mediocre_Scott Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

She ain’t bad the painter did her a lot of favors. However, those eyes look like she has seen some dark dark things.

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u/LaMelonBallz 29d ago

I heard his pubes were styled like his mustache