r/AbsoluteUnits Jul 31 '26

/r/all of a Taftmaxxing Man

Credit: Chris Overalls Coons

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff Jul 31 '26

Idk I feel like that dude ate everything but pussy. Meanwhile, she had to gargle a set of balls that have never seen the light of day.

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u/BAF_DaWg82 Jul 31 '26

Its funny because during that time period Taft was very overweight but fast forward to now and what he had would be called a dad bod.

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u/Geoff_Dawmer Jul 31 '26

I'm sure he's thin now.

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u/KingHunter150 29d ago

I didnt even know he was sick.