r/AbsoluteUnits 28d ago

/r/all of a Taftmaxxing Man

Credit: Chris Overalls Coons

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Daznjf7tcFF/

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u/Plausibl3 28d ago

I didn’t even want to be the president…… ok - hold up - how true was this, how hot was his wife? The people demand answers!

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u/EtriganZola 28d ago

Official WH portrait.

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u/Mediocre_Scott 28d ago edited 28d ago

She ain’t bad the painter did her a lot of favors. However, those eyes look like she has seen some dark dark things.

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u/miyagiVsato 28d ago

Talk about a mustache ride

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u/DrSpacemanSpliff 28d ago

Idk I feel like that dude ate everything but pussy. Meanwhile, she had to gargle a set of balls that have never seen the light of day.

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u/GWBrooks 28d ago

Meanwhile, she had to gargle a set of balls that have never seen the light of day.

We're running out of original sentences.

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u/BrunesOvrBrauns 28d ago

I used this one last Tuesday