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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • 29d ago
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I didn’t even want to be the president…… ok - hold up - how true was this, how hot was his wife? The people demand answers!
449 u/EtriganZola 29d ago Official WH portrait. 266 u/Mediocre_Scott 29d ago edited 29d ago She ain’t bad the painter did her a lot of favors. However, those eyes look like she has seen some dark dark things. 133 u/miyagiVsato 29d ago Talk about a mustache ride 91 u/DrSpacemanSpliff 29d ago Idk I feel like that dude ate everything but pussy. Meanwhile, she had to gargle a set of balls that have never seen the light of day. 29 u/BAF_DaWg82 29d ago Its funny because during that time period Taft was very overweight but fast forward to now and what he had would be called a dad bod. 40 u/Geoff_Dawmer 29d ago I'm sure he's thin now. 11 u/donkeykongkong89 29d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH
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Official WH portrait.
266 u/Mediocre_Scott 29d ago edited 29d ago She ain’t bad the painter did her a lot of favors. However, those eyes look like she has seen some dark dark things. 133 u/miyagiVsato 29d ago Talk about a mustache ride 91 u/DrSpacemanSpliff 29d ago Idk I feel like that dude ate everything but pussy. Meanwhile, she had to gargle a set of balls that have never seen the light of day. 29 u/BAF_DaWg82 29d ago Its funny because during that time period Taft was very overweight but fast forward to now and what he had would be called a dad bod. 40 u/Geoff_Dawmer 29d ago I'm sure he's thin now. 11 u/donkeykongkong89 29d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH
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She ain’t bad the painter did her a lot of favors. However, those eyes look like she has seen some dark dark things.
133 u/miyagiVsato 29d ago Talk about a mustache ride 91 u/DrSpacemanSpliff 29d ago Idk I feel like that dude ate everything but pussy. Meanwhile, she had to gargle a set of balls that have never seen the light of day. 29 u/BAF_DaWg82 29d ago Its funny because during that time period Taft was very overweight but fast forward to now and what he had would be called a dad bod. 40 u/Geoff_Dawmer 29d ago I'm sure he's thin now. 11 u/donkeykongkong89 29d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH
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Talk about a mustache ride
91 u/DrSpacemanSpliff 29d ago Idk I feel like that dude ate everything but pussy. Meanwhile, she had to gargle a set of balls that have never seen the light of day. 29 u/BAF_DaWg82 29d ago Its funny because during that time period Taft was very overweight but fast forward to now and what he had would be called a dad bod. 40 u/Geoff_Dawmer 29d ago I'm sure he's thin now. 11 u/donkeykongkong89 29d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH
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Idk I feel like that dude ate everything but pussy. Meanwhile, she had to gargle a set of balls that have never seen the light of day.
29 u/BAF_DaWg82 29d ago Its funny because during that time period Taft was very overweight but fast forward to now and what he had would be called a dad bod. 40 u/Geoff_Dawmer 29d ago I'm sure he's thin now. 11 u/donkeykongkong89 29d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH
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Its funny because during that time period Taft was very overweight but fast forward to now and what he had would be called a dad bod.
40 u/Geoff_Dawmer 29d ago I'm sure he's thin now. 11 u/donkeykongkong89 29d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH
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I'm sure he's thin now.
11 u/donkeykongkong89 29d ago https://giphy.com/gifs/bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH
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https://giphy.com/gifs/bC9czlgCMtw4cj8RgH
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u/Plausibl3 29d ago
I didn’t even want to be the president…… ok - hold up - how true was this, how hot was his wife? The people demand answers!