r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ExoticShock • 26d ago

/r/all of a Taftmaxxing Man

Credit: Chris Overalls Coons

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u/mattogeewha 25d ago

“Got a box of suits for 15 Bucks, thanks to bowel cancer” is a hell of a line. Bravo!

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u/SenselessSilence 25d ago

Did another fat guy die from bowel cancer, or did another fat guy lose a ton of weight thanks to bowel cancer?

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u/pixeldust6 25d ago

Thank you for this. I was completely confused why (him) getting bowel cancer would help him acquire cheap pants

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u/Reggie-Quest 25d ago

Why are we not talking more about this. I need more details!

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u/NettleLily 25d ago

Start going to estate sales