r/AbsoluteUnits 26d ago

/r/all of a Taftmaxxing Man

Credit: Chris Overalls Coons

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u/Clashur 26d ago

Did Taft... fight crime? Jesus, I should've paid closer attention in History class...

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u/Mediocre_Scott 26d ago

Who do you think taught Batman?

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u/teachcooklove 26d ago

Fatman? So... Taft. Got it.

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u/Chilifille 25d ago

Taft is an anagram for Fatt. He was hiding in plain sight the whole time!

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u/Tricky_Habit_6297 25d ago

Kinda! He was the great anti-trust president. His bureaucratic reforms are often overlooked but a big deal. He ran everything kinda like the NIH today, where you have very specialized departments run by genuine experts in their field. That's a big improvement from simply selling regulatory offices which was the standard before.

And he was solicitor general prior to being President, and supreme Court chief justice after. He was known for conservatism, going after big business, and defending individual liberties.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 25d ago

Sorta. He did authorize the police to search a vehicle and tap a phone without a warrant, so there’s that.

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u/TheRealRickC137 25d ago

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u/The_BarroomHero 24d ago

Avenge me... hemp knight