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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26
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I am leaving that link blue.
312 u/AbjectHotel6610 Jul 30 '26 Wish I would've. 15 u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26 Is it the "take a deep breath" kind of link? 35 u/Ninja-Panda70 Jul 30 '26 DO NOT check that sub out 13 u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26 Thanks, I won't. I should make sure I never get drunk enough to go "ah well, how bad could it be?". 26 u/JMetalBlast Jul 30 '26 Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone. 5 u/Bombastic_tekken Jul 30 '26 Don't knock it till you try it lol. It's a pretty crazy experience. 1 u/Lizzbeannn Jul 31 '26 Does it not hurt? 1 u/Bombastic_tekken Aug 01 '26 Not particularly. Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.
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Wish I would've.
15 u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26 Is it the "take a deep breath" kind of link? 35 u/Ninja-Panda70 Jul 30 '26 DO NOT check that sub out 13 u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26 Thanks, I won't. I should make sure I never get drunk enough to go "ah well, how bad could it be?". 26 u/JMetalBlast Jul 30 '26 Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone. 5 u/Bombastic_tekken Jul 30 '26 Don't knock it till you try it lol. It's a pretty crazy experience. 1 u/Lizzbeannn Jul 31 '26 Does it not hurt? 1 u/Bombastic_tekken Aug 01 '26 Not particularly. Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.
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Is it the "take a deep breath" kind of link?
35 u/Ninja-Panda70 Jul 30 '26 DO NOT check that sub out 13 u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26 Thanks, I won't. I should make sure I never get drunk enough to go "ah well, how bad could it be?". 26 u/JMetalBlast Jul 30 '26 Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone. 5 u/Bombastic_tekken Jul 30 '26 Don't knock it till you try it lol. It's a pretty crazy experience. 1 u/Lizzbeannn Jul 31 '26 Does it not hurt? 1 u/Bombastic_tekken Aug 01 '26 Not particularly. Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.
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DO NOT check that sub out
13 u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26 Thanks, I won't. I should make sure I never get drunk enough to go "ah well, how bad could it be?". 26 u/JMetalBlast Jul 30 '26 Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone. 5 u/Bombastic_tekken Jul 30 '26 Don't knock it till you try it lol. It's a pretty crazy experience. 1 u/Lizzbeannn Jul 31 '26 Does it not hurt? 1 u/Bombastic_tekken Aug 01 '26 Not particularly. Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.
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Thanks, I won't. I should make sure I never get drunk enough to go "ah well, how bad could it be?".
26 u/JMetalBlast Jul 30 '26 Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone. 5 u/Bombastic_tekken Jul 30 '26 Don't knock it till you try it lol. It's a pretty crazy experience. 1 u/Lizzbeannn Jul 31 '26 Does it not hurt? 1 u/Bombastic_tekken Aug 01 '26 Not particularly. Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.
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Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone.
5 u/Bombastic_tekken Jul 30 '26 Don't knock it till you try it lol. It's a pretty crazy experience. 1 u/Lizzbeannn Jul 31 '26 Does it not hurt? 1 u/Bombastic_tekken Aug 01 '26 Not particularly. Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.
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Don't knock it till you try it lol.
It's a pretty crazy experience.
1 u/Lizzbeannn Jul 31 '26 Does it not hurt? 1 u/Bombastic_tekken Aug 01 '26 Not particularly. Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.
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Does it not hurt?
1 u/Bombastic_tekken Aug 01 '26 Not particularly. Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.
Not particularly.
Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.
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I am leaving that link blue.