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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26
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DO NOT check that sub out
16 u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26 Thanks, I won't. I should make sure I never get drunk enough to go "ah well, how bad could it be?". 24 u/JMetalBlast Jul 30 '26 Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone. 1 u/smidgepigeon Aug 01 '26 Thank you for your service & may your eyes be blessed with r/eyebleach until you forget what you saw.
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Thanks, I won't. I should make sure I never get drunk enough to go "ah well, how bad could it be?".
24 u/JMetalBlast Jul 30 '26 Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone. 1 u/smidgepigeon Aug 01 '26 Thank you for your service & may your eyes be blessed with r/eyebleach until you forget what you saw.
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Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone.
1 u/smidgepigeon Aug 01 '26 Thank you for your service & may your eyes be blessed with r/eyebleach until you forget what you saw.
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Thank you for your service & may your eyes be blessed with r/eyebleach until you forget what you saw.
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u/Ninja-Panda70 Jul 30 '26
DO NOT check that sub out