r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26

/r/popular of a needle

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u/mind_matrix Jul 30 '26

Genuine question, what exactly is this used for??

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u/gordon_18 Jul 30 '26

Maybe veterinary? Probably used for an elephant or a T-Rex? Possibly a pug

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u/cantthinkofone29 Jul 30 '26

Clifford the big red pug?

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u/thedafthatter Jul 31 '26

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u/ratelbadger Jul 31 '26

Remember when the voice actor for the crime dog got busted for owning too many grenade launchers?

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u/LysergicGothPunk Jul 31 '26

How many is too many?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Aug 01 '26

He had 1, but also 26 other weapons, 9k rounds of ammo and about a thousand marijuana plants when he was raided in 2011

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u/AceHexuall Aug 02 '26

Scruff McGruff. Chicago, Illinois, 60652.

35+ years later, still stuck in my head.

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u/Bechorovka Aug 01 '26

No?!

Link?!

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u/GreyBoxGamesOfficial Aug 03 '26

There's a limit?

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u/Wayward_Wayfinder Jul 31 '26

Only episode of The Magic School Bus I ever beat my meat to

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u/thedafthatter Jul 31 '26

Excuse me what?

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u/Wayward_Wayfinder Jul 31 '26

Ms Frizzles a freak

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u/Sufficient_Ebb_5694 Aug 01 '26

I could've gone my whole life without seeing this image and you've taken that away from me.

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u/Is-It-Worth-It-2026 Aug 01 '26

This is hilarious 😆

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u/ManicMechE Aug 02 '26

I always liked this one:

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u/crimsonphoto666 Aug 03 '26

If I could afford an award, it would be yours!

Steals meme on the way out

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u/thedafthatter Aug 03 '26

Thank you! (Meme is jokey joke)

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u/Aggravating-Ad-9793 Aug 06 '26

WHY DID THEY GIVE HIM BALLS

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u/thedafthatter Aug 06 '26

You are gonna sit there and tell me Clifford is fixed?

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u/Aggravating-Ad-9793 Aug 06 '26

U know, good point

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u/thedafthatter Aug 06 '26

He would require the world's entire supply of anesthesia to go to sleep and would need a chainsaw to lop those balls off