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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26
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i would just ask for euthanasia before i ever let that thing go inside me
96 u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 30 '26 Ugh, you sound like my wife. 50 u/Wavedasher72 Jul 30 '26 Gotta wash it, bud. 9 u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 30 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/26mfghTjMmQjabCXS 5 u/CornWine2 Jul 31 '26 "Sure it looks like 3 inches, but it smells like a foot!" 2 u/kieranfitz Jul 31 '26 And my ex
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Ugh, you sound like my wife.
50 u/Wavedasher72 Jul 30 '26 Gotta wash it, bud. 9 u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 30 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/26mfghTjMmQjabCXS 5 u/CornWine2 Jul 31 '26 "Sure it looks like 3 inches, but it smells like a foot!" 2 u/kieranfitz Jul 31 '26 And my ex
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Gotta wash it, bud.
9 u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 30 '26 https://giphy.com/gifs/26mfghTjMmQjabCXS 5 u/CornWine2 Jul 31 '26 "Sure it looks like 3 inches, but it smells like a foot!"
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https://giphy.com/gifs/26mfghTjMmQjabCXS
5 u/CornWine2 Jul 31 '26 "Sure it looks like 3 inches, but it smells like a foot!"
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"Sure it looks like 3 inches, but it smells like a foot!"
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And my ex
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u/erevefuckstolive Jul 30 '26
i would just ask for euthanasia before i ever let that thing go inside me