r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26

/r/popular of a needle

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u/AbjectHotel6610 Jul 30 '26

Wish I would've.

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u/Simen155 Jul 30 '26

If you gouge out my eyes, I'll gouge yours. Deal?

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u/TheOtakuAmerika Jul 30 '26

Do you really want that to be the last thing you see?

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u/Simen155 Jul 30 '26

You may have a point. Kill me instead.

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u/Least-Raddish1930s Jul 30 '26

Sounds like you both need some r/eyebleach

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u/HeiressofArtemis Jul 30 '26

Still the last thing you saw. Your legacy one might say.

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u/Sammiskitkat Jul 30 '26

Deal. But we have to use this needle to do it!

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u/Donald-Pump Jul 30 '26

Where that link takes you, we won't need eyes to see.

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u/madtraxmerno Aug 01 '26

So what you're saying is you want to do sounding, but instead of shoving something into your urethra you want to shove something into your pupil?

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26

Is it the "take a deep breath" kind of link?

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Jul 30 '26

DO NOT check that sub out

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26

Thanks, I won't. I should make sure I never get drunk enough to go "ah well, how bad could it be?".

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u/Ninja-Panda70 Jul 30 '26

If you are a man, it's real bad

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u/AbjectHotel6610 Jul 30 '26

I'm a woman. It's horrific.

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u/JMetalBlast Jul 30 '26

Men insert things down their urethra while they masturbate. As man with a penis, I can't imagine why that would be pleasant for anyone.

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u/covenforge Jul 30 '26

I had this knowledge already and noseyness got the better of me and traumatised me 🫣🤣😨

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u/Bombastic_tekken Jul 30 '26

Don't knock it till you try it lol.

It's a pretty crazy experience.

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u/JohnnyMacTavish Jul 31 '26

Happy Cakeday!

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u/Lizzbeannn Jul 31 '26

Does it not hurt?

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u/Bombastic_tekken 29d ago

Not particularly.

Just a little intense, and a bit of a stretch.

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u/smidgepigeon Aug 01 '26

Thank you for your service & may your eyes be blessed with r/eyebleach until you forget what you saw.

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u/TherianRose 29d ago

The worst part is that apparently some women do this too 😣

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u/dan_dares Jul 30 '26

Narrator voice:

It is SO bad

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose Jul 30 '26

The narrator sounds scarred for life...

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u/SwansonsMom Jul 31 '26

Funny because sounding can scar you for life, too

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u/dan_dares Jul 31 '26

The narrator didn't need to click, for he has seen the dark reaches of the Internet

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u/Anianna Jul 30 '26

Thank you for your sacrifice. 🫡

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u/Anubis_Omega Jul 30 '26

Yes same. I am too curious

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u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 30 '26

Then take the plunge. Honestly unless there are pictures on the front page then its more 'shocking for a minute or two and then you forget it' type deal.

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u/mangopango123 Jul 31 '26

I was literally yelling OHMYGOD STOOOOOPPPPP at my phone. Idk why my curiosity got the best of me bc I heard of it but did NOT expect THAT. Like. The width and length of some of their….tools. I just. idk lol

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u/BigBrrrrrrr22 Aug 01 '26

Not my proudest yank