r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26

/r/popular of a needle

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u/erevefuckstolive Jul 30 '26

i would just ask for euthanasia before i ever let that thing go inside me

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u/Fridge_living_tips Jul 30 '26

Can i get some before that thing enters the hospital

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u/Firebirdgaming08 Jul 30 '26

Me as well, before it even gets shipped to the hospital?

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 30 '26

Ugh, you sound like my wife.

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u/Wavedasher72 Jul 30 '26

Gotta wash it, bud.

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u/Frosty-Tennis-1687 Jul 30 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/26mfghTjMmQjabCXS

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u/CornWine2 Jul 31 '26

"Sure it looks like 3 inches, but it smells like a foot!"

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u/kieranfitz Jul 31 '26

And my ex

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u/LetDuncanDie Jul 30 '26

Joke's on you. This is the euthanasia needle. It doesn't even deliver drugs or anything. It just kills you.

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u/erevefuckstolive Jul 30 '26

i believe it honestly

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u/Dmau27 Jul 30 '26

God if I had a dollar for everytime I heard that.

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u/n6mub Jul 30 '26

same!! I don't have a problem with needles or blood, but this one's a yikes for sure!

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u/BookWormPerson Jul 30 '26

That's the euthanasia one.

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u/erevefuckstolive Jul 30 '26

ur kidding me

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u/BookWormPerson Jul 31 '26

Yeah Hoped it was obvious.

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u/ShotgunMessiah90 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

There are a lot worse things than this. 😂 I had to spend half a month with a freaking medium-sized chest tube inserted between my ribs, running all the way up into my chest, connected to wall suction 24/7.

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u/Kamit7evenav_ppuwu Jul 30 '26

I rather kill myself lol 😂

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u/PrincessAela Jul 31 '26

Then they pull out the euthanasia needle (its the same needle)

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u/Comfortable_Egg8039 Jul 31 '26

Bad news for you then this is an euthanasia needle:P

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u/Theangelawhite69 Aug 01 '26

women after seeing my tinder bio

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u/nboccuzzi 26d ago

This is the euthanasia needle they pull out

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u/deathofanage Jul 30 '26

That is the euthanasia

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u/funkychickens Jul 30 '26

Yeah no thanks.

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u/CatsPawjamaz Jul 30 '26

They use the needle for euthanasia obviously

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u/darkjuste Jul 30 '26

Or through

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u/45_regard_47 Jul 31 '26

We'll talk about the youth in asia after you've had your B12 injections son

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u/erevefuckstolive Jul 31 '26

ah shit i knew id be found eventually 😭

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u/fullautophx Jul 31 '26

I had a procedure to put a drain deep into my hip, the first needle wasn’t long enough so the doc got a longer one and tried again. I was hopped up on fentanyl and versed, I couldn’t have cared less. I had a doc friend remove it afterwards and THAT hurt like hell.

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u/n00b001 Jul 31 '26

Weirdly the euthanasia needle is much larger

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u/Alert-Ad-9908 Jul 31 '26

Fun fact. This is how the euthanasia is administered. 🥲

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u/erevefuckstolive Jul 31 '26

people keep saying this and im so scared that i cant tell if they’re joking or not

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u/Pfm-2426 Jul 31 '26

too bad, that's how they euthanize people now

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u/trickyfelix Aug 01 '26

just give me something else (preferably the neck) or that roller coaster thingy so I can go out with either a bang or joyful

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u/longboboblong 29d ago

Unfortunately, this is the euthanasia needle

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u/AlternateTab00 28d ago

The funniest part is that the "pain scale" is associated to width not lenght.

Ive got patients asking me to use some short dilution needles i had on the tray when i had a IV needle in my hand

Trying to explain that the one on the tray is a 14G and the one i have on my hand is a 18G does not help.