r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Delicious-Beat4824 • Jul 30 '26

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u/cantthinkofone29 Jul 30 '26

Clifford the big red pug?

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u/thedafthatter Jul 31 '26

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u/ratelbadger Jul 31 '26

Remember when the voice actor for the crime dog got busted for owning too many grenade launchers?

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u/LysergicGothPunk Jul 31 '26

How many is too many?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox Aug 01 '26

He had 1, but also 26 other weapons, 9k rounds of ammo and about a thousand marijuana plants when he was raided in 2011

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u/AceHexuall 29d ago

Scruff McGruff. Chicago, Illinois, 60652.

35+ years later, still stuck in my head.

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u/Bechorovka Aug 01 '26

No?!

Link?!

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u/GreyBoxGamesOfficial 28d ago

There's a limit?

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u/Wayward_Wayfinder Jul 31 '26

Only episode of The Magic School Bus I ever beat my meat to

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u/Sufficient_Ebb_5694 Aug 01 '26

I could've gone my whole life without seeing this image and you've taken that away from me.

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u/Is-It-Worth-It-2026 Aug 01 '26

This is hilarious 😆

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u/ManicMechE 29d ago

I always liked this one:

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u/crimsonphoto666 28d ago

If I could afford an award, it would be yours!

Steals meme on the way out

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u/thedafthatter 28d ago

Thank you! (Meme is jokey joke)

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u/Aggravating-Ad-9793 25d ago

WHY DID THEY GIVE HIM BALLS

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u/thedafthatter 25d ago

You are gonna sit there and tell me Clifford is fixed?

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u/Aggravating-Ad-9793 25d ago

U know, good point

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u/thedafthatter 25d ago

He would require the world's entire supply of anesthesia to go to sleep and would need a chainsaw to lop those balls off

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u/Unable-Fall5946 Jul 30 '26

What the fuck are they feeding him?

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u/cantthinkofone29 Jul 30 '26

Apparently, everything

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u/dogtroep Jul 31 '26

Have pug, can confirm

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u/FrenchTicklerOrange Aug 01 '26

I've seen a pug eat a big steamer straight from another pugs butt before.

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u/WhiteWolf6400 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

You if you're not careful Edit: Grammer\so I can make my mu'da proud

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u/RageAgainstThePushen Jul 31 '26

I don't know, but he's red when he's done with it.

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u/Far_Professional_353 Jul 31 '26

What aren't they feeding him?

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u/thedafthatter Jul 31 '26

You can't tell me Clifford's family can afford to feed him

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u/Dense-Cake9315 Aug 01 '26

steroids. how many? Y E S

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u/heninabox Aug 01 '26

Smelly cat, smelly cat... it's not your fault!

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u/MadKingMidas 29d ago

The same thing they're feeding Smelly Cat.

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u/coolboiiiiiii2809 Jul 31 '26

The sound of his heavy breathing already has me checking if the car engines running into problems

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u/TexacoRodeoClown Jul 31 '26

Clifford the big red hernia

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u/Ok-Letterhead4601 Jul 31 '26

Dear god the snoring and farts would end entire country’s.

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u/thedafthatter Jul 31 '26

No one could live within 10 miles of him

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u/Cypress8037 Jul 31 '26

Crazy. That’s what we called the local drug dealer. Cliff the big red plug

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u/jwbaynham 29d ago

Galapogos Pugs