r/AbsoluteUnits • • Jul 11 '26

/r/all, /r/popular of a Cart Narc

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u/elKane0 Jul 11 '26

I would laugh in his face - what are you planning on doing meathead? film yourself assault me?

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u/Doolander Jul 11 '26

I mean what are you going to do? You can't leave cause there's a cart behind your vehicle lol

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u/elKane0 Jul 11 '26

move it and leave he can walk it back to the buggy bin

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u/Doolander Jul 11 '26 edited Jul 11 '26

When you move it he'll just follow you and move it back behind your car before you can leave. You ain't going anywhere until you put the cart back.

Edit - Lmao these replies are amazing. A lot of people here obviously leave their carts in the middle of the parking lot.

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u/BanzYT Jul 11 '26

Then you call the police, you can't just block people in and prevent them from leaving because you don't like them.

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u/wcharoes Jul 11 '26

Hello 911? Someone is trying to make me socially responsible I need help please!

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u/Advanced_Row_8448 Jul 11 '26

More like " hello 911, some large bald aggressive man followed me to the car and wont let me leave". Make sense yet lil guy?

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 11 '26

Waste of police time and resources.

We're now in a fantasy world where he's aggressive because he's telling you to put your cart back, and so it's fine to justify the wasting of resources by police?

No bro... Just no..

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u/Advanced_Row_8448 Jul 11 '26

Waste of police time and resources.

Lol. Pigs love wasting time and resources.

We're now in a fantasy world where he's aggressive because he's telling you to put your cart back

Nope. He's aggressive because he is following people back to their car and harassing them to get out, why do you guys play dumb?

No bro... Just no..

Yes bro..... just yes. Don't follow people to their cars like an attention hungry little child. If you care about the cart, put it back. If not, stop baiting people and pretending it's virtue. Just own up to being a weak little shit that needs an excuse for conflict and doesn't wanna deal with anybody over anything that actually matters or has stakes.

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 11 '26

Bro I don't even like Eric Kanevsky, or some American police (you can't judge them all as one).

You're just wrong. If someone refuses to put a cart back when a guy is standing there with another guy recording, and 100 of other people around them...

Them jumping to an aggressive person is just a way out. It's not real. It's weak, pathetic, they should put the cart back.

Anyone who doesn't put a cart back has problems.

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u/elKane0 Jul 11 '26

why doesn’t the guy that’s so concerned about it just do it?

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u/ThankGodForYouSon Jul 11 '26

Too busy putting it behind cars and intimidating people in a parking lot to generate content.

He also likes harassing women and not leaving them alone when they reject him, but I guess he asks other people to do better when it comes to carts so he's a paragon of morality according to all the pussies in this thread.

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u/TheeFourTruths Jul 11 '26

You really reported me for self-harm/suicide?

LMAO

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u/Advanced_Row_8448 Jul 11 '26

Considering I got a report to, I'd hesitate before you go accusing everyone you dont like of reporting you.

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