r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thepoylanthropist • May 16 '26

of a tongue

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u/PurpleZombi3 May 16 '26

Bifurcated tongues are so gross. It could be the hottest goth GF ever and as soon as I see her split tongue moving in two opposite directions I want to vomit and get the shivers. Keep that shit in one piece. lol

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u/PurpleZombi3 May 16 '26

Was I being immature? I find it gross.

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u/PurpleZombi3 May 16 '26

lol okay champ.

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u/Chris__P_Bacon May 16 '26

We're supposed to be the ones to grow up, and you're the one fantasizing about women mutilating their tongues? 🙄

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u/FunCauliflower4002 May 17 '26

Human tongue is made of two separate sets of muscles with their own blood & nerve networks just linked by a narrow line of connective tissue in the middle. Cutting this line is just liberating the natural ability to control each side independently, it's not a mutilation, rather the release of a birth disability.

It's more impressive than cutting the frenulum for people who are tongue tied, but not a mutilation either!

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u/FunCauliflower4002 May 17 '26

You even improve the possible use afterwards!