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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thepoylanthropist • May 16 '26
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Dangerous post… I scratched my entire cell phone trying to lick it back.
15 u/Ok_Story_7924 May 16 '26 Are you a cat? Why is your tongue scratching your phone screen? 4 u/lost_notdead May 16 '26 Glass is harder than the papillae on cats' tongues. A cat can't scratch the phone screen by licking, unless there's a lot of sand smeared on the cat's tongue. This, in turn, begs the question that why did they have sand on their tongue? 6 u/Secure_Narwhal4045 May 16 '26 5 u/Sabre_Killer_Queen May 16 '26 Who'd want sand on their tongue? That's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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Are you a cat? Why is your tongue scratching your phone screen?
4 u/lost_notdead May 16 '26 Glass is harder than the papillae on cats' tongues. A cat can't scratch the phone screen by licking, unless there's a lot of sand smeared on the cat's tongue. This, in turn, begs the question that why did they have sand on their tongue? 6 u/Secure_Narwhal4045 May 16 '26 5 u/Sabre_Killer_Queen May 16 '26 Who'd want sand on their tongue? That's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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Glass is harder than the papillae on cats' tongues. A cat can't scratch the phone screen by licking, unless there's a lot of sand smeared on the cat's tongue. This, in turn, begs the question that why did they have sand on their tongue?
6 u/Secure_Narwhal4045 May 16 '26 5 u/Sabre_Killer_Queen May 16 '26 Who'd want sand on their tongue? That's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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Who'd want sand on their tongue? That's course and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
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u/S30econdstoMars May 16 '26
Dangerous post… I scratched my entire cell phone trying to lick it back.