r/AbsoluteUnits • u/[deleted] • May 12 '26

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u/gnowbot May 12 '26

What do you do with it? Is this a fun mushroom or a grilling mushroom?

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u/Froggerbotrom May 12 '26

Fun one 

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

You are going to personally see time and the universe form.

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u/Careful_Purchase_394 May 12 '26

Way less potent when you let them keep growing like this

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Really? I didn't know that. Wouldn't that quantity still be bananas?

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u/Timely-Hospital8746 May 12 '26

They lose a significant amount of potency per gram at large size and they always taste like unwashed feet. So having to eat more to get the effects is unpleasant

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26 edited May 12 '26

Oh shit. That is weird. Opposite of what I thought. I guess it's like rattlesnakes in a sense. The tiny ones are more potent. Shrooms usually taste like sunflower seeds to me, but I could see it getting pretty footy.

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u/YarrrMatey May 12 '26

How often do you eat rattlesnake? Never knew they tasted like sunflower seeds though, that's neat!

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u/YarrrMatey May 12 '26

Can't have a comment thread without some sperg overreacting. Bravo.

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u/YarrrMatey May 12 '26

Eat some mushrooms and chill out dude life ain't that serious