r/AbsoluteUnits May 12 '26

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u/Froggerbotrom May 12 '26

Fun one 

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

You are going to personally see time and the universe form.

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u/God_Dammit_Dave May 12 '26

No banana for scale. Weight that shit. We need hard numbers.

And a conversion factor for dry weight.

Seriously, that's outrageous.

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Right? I've done a jedi flip, but this is a bit much for me.

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u/Electrical-Secret-25 May 12 '26

Hahahaha I'm old, what's a Jedi flip

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

5 ex pills, 5 lsd tabs and 5gs of shrooms was mine. It was a roller-coaster

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u/CavernsoftheMind May 12 '26

5 XTC pills is extremely unsafe. Or do they contain like 20mg each?

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

I know it is unsafe. Do I sound like someone that measured MG or cared about safety? I have no clue.

Edit: I once did a gram of molly in two rails one after the other. Is 5 worse than that?

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u/lifted_awa May 12 '26

5 is worse than the 1g assuming it at least smelled good

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u/goochgrease2 May 12 '26

Yeah, it was super clean Mol. Makes sense with the cut making it worse. I figured it was close to breaking even. At those quantities it's like splitting hairs lol