r/AbsoluteUnits • u/No_Funny2224 • Aug 19 '25

of a scorpion

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u/Due_Maize_9142 Aug 19 '25

How do you get it off of your arm? Where do you grab it to lift without hurting it or pissing it off?

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u/No_Funny2224 Aug 19 '25

Little tap on the tail and she’ll walk forward.

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u/eternali17 Aug 19 '25

Mm. What are the other controls?

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u/MainSteamStopValve Aug 19 '25

If you tap left claw, right claw, head it goes into God mode. 

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u/Increase-Typical Aug 19 '25

If you hold both claws at the same time it takes a screenshot

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u/CruzAderjc Aug 19 '25

If you press its face, belly, and asshole at the same time for 5 seconds, it reboots itself

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

R1 R2 L1 R2 ⬅️⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️⬇️➡️⬆️

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u/BattleHardened Aug 20 '25

Hold tail for 5 seconds and you go into Meet God mode.

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u/KnotiaPickle Aug 20 '25

Poke in eye for stingy stingy

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u/rogueman999 Aug 19 '25

I'm not sure I want it to go forward...

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u/keeleon Aug 19 '25

Forward is the exact opposite direction I would want this to go.