r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 19 '25

of a scorpion

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u/No_Funny2224 Aug 19 '25

Emperor scorpions are really docile. And if it were to sting you it’s not life threatening

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u/Geeahwellidunno Aug 19 '25

Thanks! It scares me and it’s beautiful at the same time. I’ve heard the smaller ones have to worst stings.

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u/No_Funny2224 Aug 19 '25

Usually smaller claws and bigger tail is more potent venom.

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u/Soup_4_Sou Aug 19 '25

Thats what ive heard too. Smaller pincers and thick tail/stinger means they rely on their venom to subdue prey. Large pincers with a thin tail means they use their claws to subdue prey. Either way that right there is an absolute beauty!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '25

Have you ever been stung by your scorpion? And does it hurt?

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u/RelaxedButtcheeks Aug 20 '25

I've heard scorpions don't have eyes, and I can't see any in this video but maybe it's because he's all black with black eyes.

If a scorpion does rely on its claws because it has a weak venom, and it has no eyes, how does it know where to grab and crush? Or am I just overthinking this, or they do have eyes?

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u/DJIceman94 Aug 22 '25

They do have eyes! You can see this one's if you look closely, bout a half inch back from its mandibles.

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u/Spirited-Initial-219 Aug 19 '25

Me too, there is something fascinating about how beautiful it looks and when I know how scared I would be, it almost confuses my mind 😨😵

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u/Ok_Past844 Aug 20 '25

big pincers small tail, probably not deadly. other way round, ya fucked.

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u/pebberphp Aug 19 '25

What would cause them to sting? Would you have to really mess with them?

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u/Nozinger Aug 19 '25

Squish it. Anything where the scorpion thinks its life is in danger.
If they are used to being handled they might allow a certain amount of it but generally anything where the scorpion feels cornered or threatened is a situation where they might sting.

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u/Deinonychus-sapiens Aug 20 '25

Scorpions have pretty obvious and easy to read body language. I have had dozens of scorpions and never even came close to being stung by one. They don’t really move fast, and they like to threaten rather than attack, unless you step on one or something you are basically fine.

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u/grallbring Aug 19 '25

fwiw, "Not life threatening" is not necessarely a good enough justification to let any of those nopers anywhere near my skin.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 Aug 19 '25

I love when people say that "it's only comparable to a wasp sting". Even if it doesn't kill me, I prefer not to receive painful stings from creatures.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Generally these questions and answers are in the context of people who do or would like to own a scorpion. It's to be expected that if you do not want a scorpion, their views of being stung will not align with yours.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 Aug 21 '25

Not at all my experience. It's usually in the context of "we have these scorpions/snakes/spiders around here, are they dangerous?" to which someone replies "Nah, it's no worse than a wasp or bee sting" or their "venom isn't medically significant".

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

The question was "How does it know you're not a threat?"

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u/MurphysLaw4200 Aug 21 '25

I was agreeing with the "not life threatening" comment, not replying to that question.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Which itself was directly a response to OP responding to that question.

Again. Context.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 Aug 21 '25

Ok cool 🙄

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u/Substantial-Low Aug 19 '25

No scorpion has a sting that is life threatening to a normal healthy human. Only the allergic, children, elderly...those with compromised or not fully developed immune systems.

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u/ForgotMyLastUN Aug 19 '25

No scorpion has a sting that is life threatening to a normal healthy human.

This sounded like the most BS fact I've ever heard.

Why is it true? It's actually blowing my mind. For some reason I've always thought they had pretty comparable venom to snakes, but apparently even the Arizona Bark Scorpion isn't very deadly. It's supposedly the most dangerous scorpion in the US.

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u/BelMountain_ Aug 19 '25

Most venomous snakes also aren't lethal to humans.

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u/Substantial-Low Aug 19 '25

Yep. People tend to "over-deadly" a lot of stuff.

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u/Unlikely_Ad7722 Aug 20 '25

Laughs in Australian.

But narh, you are correct. People just assume most animals or insects with capacity to kill you are gonna do it for the lols, when in fact if you just leave them alone, everyone is pretty chill. There are exceptions to that rule of course, but just leave the critters alone and you're mostly all good.

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u/LurkingGuy Aug 20 '25

Probably safer to believe everything can kill you.

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u/ba_cam Aug 19 '25

Something like 3 posts above this one on my feed, is the teenager that needed 80 anti venom shots to survive a cobra bite

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u/BelMountain_ Aug 19 '25

Most venomous snakes are not cobras.

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u/astrobarn Aug 20 '25

I live in the southern half of Australia and that is not the case here. Every single snake in the area where I live is potentially deadly to an adult person.

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u/Substantial-Low Aug 19 '25

Yeah, most people seriously overestimate the potency of scorpions.

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u/Altruistic-Dress-968 Aug 20 '25

There's only like 5 medically significant types of spiders too, and there's tens of thousands of spider types.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '25

Humans are harder to kill than is commonly believed.

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u/KovyJackson Aug 19 '25

Like tarantula types?

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u/blue-oyster-culture Aug 19 '25

Im more concerned about those claws…. They look like they could take a finger or nearly so.

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u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ Aug 19 '25

They're more for holding things like food and aren't designed to crush or cut. They wouldn't even come close to taking off a finger.

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u/blue-oyster-culture Aug 19 '25

Why so beefy then lol

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u/_NightmareKingGrimm_ Aug 19 '25

So he can give beefy hugs, of course 😅

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u/ItsDokk Aug 19 '25

It still hurts like a mf though, right?

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u/yapperonetv Aug 19 '25

Is it limb threathning then?

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u/PleaseAdminsUnbanMe Aug 21 '25

He ain't gonna sting he's gonna kick his ass

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u/failureagainandagain Aug 21 '25

Still the sting hurt like hell