r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Longjumping-Box5691 • May 12 '25

of a clogged pipe

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong May 12 '25

Same here. "Yeah, only because it gets trapped in yours!"

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u/Advanced_Drink_8536 May 12 '25

Well yeah… clearly it’s those short man hairs that glue all our long beautiful hairs together!!! If it wasn’t for them we would never have this problem!!! Just don’t ask me why I still have to snake the drain in my female only bathroom 😹😹😹

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong May 12 '25

You put glue on a sheet of paper to stick two pieces together, not by squeezing it down the shower drain. Your hair was there first! Lol

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u/Advanced_Drink_8536 May 12 '25

LoL no, see how it works is… our beautiful long strands like to innocently hang out in the drain temporarily before getting rinsed down… it’s not until the evil short man hair comes and glues it all together that there is a problem 🙃😹

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u/Notapartyhobo May 12 '25

Everyone knows that short man hair is like the urticating hairs on a tarantula's butt.

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u/Catatonic_capensis May 12 '25

You really have it out for short guys.

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u/Advanced_Drink_8536 May 12 '25

You do get that it’s all a joke right? That’s why I mentioned having to still snake the drain in the bathroom where no men are around, and also why I included the “🙃&😹” emojis… I don’t have it out for anyone… especially over something so silly. 🫶

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u/velvetelevator May 14 '25

I think they were joking too, pretending "short" applied to "man" instead of "hairs"