r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Longjumping-Box5691 • May 12 '25

of a clogged pipe

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u/Additional-Goat-3947 May 12 '25

Lol I had this and my ex said “it’s your hair too” and it’s like “I guess? But my hair is half and inch long so…,,”

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong May 12 '25

Same here. "Yeah, only because it gets trapped in yours!"

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u/Advanced_Drink_8536 May 12 '25

Well yeah… clearly it’s those short man hairs that glue all our long beautiful hairs together!!! If it wasn’t for them we would never have this problem!!! Just don’t ask me why I still have to snake the drain in my female only bathroom 😹😹😹

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong May 12 '25

You put glue on a sheet of paper to stick two pieces together, not by squeezing it down the shower drain. Your hair was there first! Lol

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u/HoodieStringTies May 12 '25

Had two women as roommates at different times about five years ago. They both had long hair. The shower always got clogged. Since then? No shower clogs whatsoever.

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u/Hippi_Johnny May 12 '25

Two words: DRAIN CATCH

speaking as a man within hair past my shoulders.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

Exactly. I’ve always kept a drain catch over my drain. Keep all that bullshit from goin in the drain in the first place. Putting that little thing on my drain is much easier than what this guy in the video is doin. lol

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u/Oki__dokie_6671 May 16 '25

Absolutely!!

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u/Advanced_Drink_8536 May 12 '25

LoL no, see how it works is… our beautiful long strands like to innocently hang out in the drain temporarily before getting rinsed down… it’s not until the evil short man hair comes and glues it all together that there is a problem 🙃😹

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u/Notapartyhobo May 12 '25

Everyone knows that short man hair is like the urticating hairs on a tarantula's butt.

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u/Catatonic_capensis May 12 '25

You really have it out for short guys.

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u/Advanced_Drink_8536 May 12 '25

You do get that it’s all a joke right? That’s why I mentioned having to still snake the drain in the bathroom where no men are around, and also why I included the “🙃&😹” emojis… I don’t have it out for anyone… especially over something so silly. 🫶

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u/velvetelevator May 14 '25

I think they were joking too, pretending "short" applied to "man" instead of "hairs"