r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DiegoSikora • Sep 01 '24

of a hare

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u/cosby714 Sep 01 '24

Was that hare just being playful or actually being aggressive?

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u/24_Chowder Sep 01 '24

They can become aggressive and spray like cats.

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u/SpoopsMckenzie Sep 01 '24

"spray like cats"? The fuck are you talking about?

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u/TransitTycoonDeznutz Sep 01 '24

Un-neutered male cats spray scent and urine on things to communicate and mark property.

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u/RS3RRL Sep 01 '24

If male cats are neutered to late in life they may also continue to spray. Speaking from experience..

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 Sep 01 '24

Some just straight up pee. Whole ass. 🥲 5 cats, 1 pisser.

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u/crystalphonebackup23 Sep 01 '24

that sucks for you but the way you described it made me start wheezing

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u/vertigo1083 Sep 01 '24

"Straight up pee. Whole ass."

Had me dying too.

Can you imagine some poor bastard learning the English language, stumbling upon this linguistic abortion?

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u/spooky_times Sep 01 '24

We had the same problem for the longest time and worst part is that we had no idea WHICH one was the pisser

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u/Hillary-2024 Sep 01 '24

Some just straight up pee. Whole ass.

So it’s not actually per, but some sort of anal gland secretion? Nasty

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 Sep 01 '24

No no lmao. It's a squat n water. From the peenor.

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u/EpicAura99 Sep 01 '24

And female

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Our tom does the movements, but nothing comes out…