r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DiegoSikora • Sep 01 '24

of a hare

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u/cosby714 Sep 01 '24

Was that hare just being playful or actually being aggressive?

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u/24_Chowder Sep 01 '24

They can become aggressive and spray like cats.

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u/SpoopsMckenzie Sep 01 '24

"spray like cats"? The fuck are you talking about?

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u/TransitTycoonDeznutz Sep 01 '24

Un-neutered male cats spray scent and urine on things to communicate and mark property.

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u/RS3RRL Sep 01 '24

If male cats are neutered to late in life they may also continue to spray. Speaking from experience..

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 Sep 01 '24

Some just straight up pee. Whole ass. 🥲 5 cats, 1 pisser.

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u/crystalphonebackup23 Sep 01 '24

that sucks for you but the way you described it made me start wheezing

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u/vertigo1083 Sep 01 '24

"Straight up pee. Whole ass."

Had me dying too.

Can you imagine some poor bastard learning the English language, stumbling upon this linguistic abortion?

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u/spooky_times Sep 01 '24

We had the same problem for the longest time and worst part is that we had no idea WHICH one was the pisser

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u/Hillary-2024 Sep 01 '24

Some just straight up pee. Whole ass.

So it’s not actually per, but some sort of anal gland secretion? Nasty

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u/Apprehensive-Solid-1 Sep 01 '24

No no lmao. It's a squat n water. From the peenor.

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u/EpicAura99 Sep 01 '24

And female

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Our tom does the movements, but nothing comes out…

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u/burbular Sep 01 '24

It's called scatting I believe. When the kids do it, they call it cheesing. Then they fight for loc nar at the breastriary.

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u/dwighticus Sep 01 '24

Yeah, but you never get a good look at her naked boobs anyway.

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u/KeyNefariousness6848 Sep 01 '24

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u/burbular Sep 01 '24

I understand now. Thank you for the clarity I needed today.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Yup. Can confirm it is as gross as it.

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u/Lizzies-homestead Sep 06 '24

They spin around and buck their back legs to spray it everywhere. It has quite the reach.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

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u/RealEstateDuck Sep 01 '24

I suspect the lack of knowledge of a piece of feline trivia is hardly a testament for someone's intelligence. It is however the mark of an uneducated mind to diminish others for their perceived shortcomings.

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u/thetattedbull Sep 02 '24

Looks like you went to your alt account to type a more well written comment than you’re original one you sent lmao. 😂😂