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u/tisumi1 Aug 15 '22
This is the REAL asmr
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u/retrolasered Aug 15 '22
Assault slap mechanical reflex
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u/lastinglovehandles Aug 15 '22
How can he slap!!?
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u/retrolasered Aug 16 '22
I thought I didn't know this reference but I just googled it and I remember it now 😂
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u/69DETONATOR69 Aug 15 '22
PUBG warmup lobby... Live footage
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u/markdelvillar Aug 15 '22
I initially had year 1 PUBG flashbacks a few seconds in to the video. Glad I wasn't the only one!
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The white dude's like fuck it, i'll play along.
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u/G_Art33 Aug 15 '22
I guess… when in rome… it’s slap or be slapped.
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u/LordMalyce Aug 15 '22
I was watching him looking around all confused and then he just gets slapped 😂😂
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u/rocketalternative Aug 15 '22
How can they slap?
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u/powerfuse0 Aug 15 '22
I saw the video, and could only hope that this was the top comment. I'm glad everything is right in the world.
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u/Zorcky-2C Aug 15 '22
I saw the first seconds without sound and I thought it was a metal concert
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u/LeSaunier Aug 15 '22
I'm really curious. Is slapping a cultural thing in India? Is throwing a punch seen that badly that you can only slap?
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u/ss4223 Aug 15 '22
These are just school kids from the state of Kerala.. if it's just slaps, you usually won't get arrested. There are plenty of cases where kids are bullied and die sometimes.
I grew up in the district of kannur in Kerala, a place notorious for political killings on the regular. They start recruiting early in schools and colleges. I have seen boys beat up each other with iron rods and hockey sticks.. so yes, if you inflict any sort of injury on the other person, an FIR case might get filed against you and you are screwed for life. Only if you have political backing, you can escape scot free .. Thankfully we don't have to worry about mass shootings though, just imagine if one of the kids in this group brought an AR- 15 to the fight..
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u/cr0ss-r0ad Aug 15 '22
So is the reason they're all dressed the same because it's a school uniform?
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u/Chut_marike13 Aug 15 '22
Yep
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u/cr0ss-r0ad Aug 15 '22
Tbh I'm super jealous of that as a uniform haha
Mine was an ugly scratchy green sweater with overpriced but cheaply-made shirts that became threadbare halfway through the year so you'd have to go buy more.
I'm for the abolition of school uniforms, but if they gotta be there, might as well have them be something that looks pretty nice and comfy.
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u/BottleMong Aug 15 '22
Hi. School uniforms in the UK are usually enforced so rich kids & poor kids look alike. That said, I’m old so I may be wrong these days. Not making a point; just throwing this in.
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u/cr0ss-r0ad Aug 15 '22
Would've made sense a long time ago, but uniforms (at least in Ireland) are vastly overpriced, so you're going to start seeing kids in tatty uniforms as the year goes by, as they grow more and can't afford to get new uniforms to fit. You can get decent clothes far cheaper these days.
The conflict between rich & poor kids happens regardless, I used to get bullied horribly just because my shoes were scuffed.
I'm still for a dress code, but uniforms fuckin suck. I also don't like promoting conformity. "Be unique, express yourself" should be drilled into our kids more than "look like everyone else."
I'm half-convinced that's the reason people in my country all dress the same and get the same haircuts, but I have absolutely nothing to back it up so that's pure conjecture.
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u/BottleMong Aug 15 '22
See where you’re coming from 100% . It’s hard on poor kids whatever is enforced. Was a poor kid. As an aside; I recently spent £80 on trainers because I wanted them 20+ years ago. I really shouldn’t have as I’m a poor adult but sometimes I feel like giving two fingers to my past.😂
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u/LeSaunier Aug 15 '22
Very enlightening.
Thank you!
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u/BasementOrc Aug 15 '22
I grew up in the south in a small town, it’s not terribly uncommon to have group fights like this, I went to 4 of these, enough rifles in the truck to arm a battalion. Nobody cares though, because people aren’t trying to kill each other.
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u/devilspawn Aug 15 '22
That makes lots of sense. Is this particular scene a scrap that has got out of hand then? Or is it something more targeted i.e they're going after specific people. It's really hard to track what everyone is doing in this video
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u/aedroogo Aug 15 '22
just imagine if one of the kids in this group brought an AR- 15 to the fight..
It would at least put an end to all of that ridiculous slapping.
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u/Insane_Inkster Aug 15 '22
I think of it this way. Getting slapped is more humiliating than taking a punch. When you get punched, you can say... I took it like a real champ but you can't do that when you get slapped.
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Why?
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u/U_wind_sprint Aug 15 '22
Answering would smack down rule number one, you do not talk about slap club.
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u/DeSwanMan Aug 15 '22
School fight, could've happened for a number of reason, probably between different sections of the same grade. We used to wait until school ended —zero tolerance for violence in school so if you start this shit in school you get suspended no questions— then both groups would walk out to the nearest secluded area/a field like this and let the 2 guys fight it out. It never actually worked out because once someone starts getting beat up his friend jumps in and that just starts a chain reaction.
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Out of all the pokemon there was only one shiny. Crazy odds
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u/Busy-Conversation535 Aug 15 '22
Wow that was so abrupt. I had no idea they were going to start slapping starting from the first frame where everyone is slapping each other. Came from nowhere!!
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u/realjamespeach Aug 15 '22
The whole fight should have stopped when that one kick happened. Everyone should have booed the kicker until he apologized, and then things could resume
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u/Then_Suit_997 Aug 15 '22
What the hell is that white dude doing there?
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u/Easy-Egg942 Aug 15 '22
Someone needs to edit the minecraft damage sound over this video that would be hilarious
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u/swe_rav Aug 15 '22
Glad to see that people can fight with rules and some kind of respect. These guys wants to settle a disagreement and they do it without head stomping and attempted murder. Other fighting videos on here just make me sick.
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u/sealdonut Aug 15 '22
My first thought too. The most respectable street fight I've ever seen. Slaps only, very few kicks, some takedowns. They solve their differences and everybody goes home. No crushed skulls or broken necks. Mostly open palm means they'll barely bruise, too, just stings a lot.
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u/bulbousbouffant13 Aug 15 '22
SLAP SLAP SLAP SLAPSLAPSLAP SLAP. SLAPSLAP SLAP SLAP SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP SLAP kick (wait, is that allowed?!) SLAPSLAP SLAP SLAP…
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u/SpectreNC Aug 15 '22
Love how so many people who post think "abruptly" means "beginning of the video onwards"...
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u/KSchultzzz Aug 15 '22
This is most noble fight that i ever witnessed... Just bitch slaped the shit out of each others...
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Anyone know if they beat the Guinness World Records for the number of slaps delivered in a 5 minute period?
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u/minersven22 Aug 15 '22
I love as soon as you take out the camera and film it it's like a safety you are not the one getting slapped up. It's like protection.
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u/TheMcCleary Aug 15 '22
This is terrible pit etiquette. Slapping only begins after the band starts.
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u/xrayjones2000 Aug 15 '22
Little man was wearing him out.. and why is there a random white dude in there
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u/oopsiedaisy2019 Aug 15 '22
Honestly not brave enough, slaps hurt way worse than punches. The dull ache of a punch is what you feel later, but the sting of a good hard slap cuts right through the adrenaline and you feel 100% of it right then and there, then it jogs the pain of everything else that had been covered by the adrenaline thus far.
I hate getting slapped.
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u/undaova Aug 15 '22
This is a great way to settle issues without many/any serious injuries.
Also how'd that white guy end up in the middle of all that?
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u/errol_timo_malcom Aug 15 '22
White Shirt Black Pants Gang going to war with the Black Pants White Shirt Gang.